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retired jailbait

[simply HIM. 𓃶 @elbonitoguapo]

mannnn im in this bitch holleringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[neppy @neppy]

i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all

[cher @mclIark]

black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers

[TiTs McMeatball aka Mister Daniel @FiloFoomp]

@PolitlcsUK

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

haven’t shaved all month so bush can be behind this one too

[Ari “Sack Chaser” Gold @AriGoldsBurner]

Do I eat 3000 calories of junk or drink 3000 calories of alcohol tonight. The Decision

[𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝑒 @wavee325]

En mi experiencia tarde o temprano te terminas cogiendo al que te queres coger asi que no se desesperen chicas es literalmente cuestion de tiempo

[🎈 @zaki24s]

the world cup was a week ago time is deadass a gimmick

[baildog 🏆 @baileycpfc_]

Where does the “just quit being the prime minister” pint rank do you reckon

[🔑 @smallmacc]

@blad333sgf fresh mint 4 lyf

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Auto-translation is the best feature of this app. Change my mind.

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand