SuperSmallmalik

just me doing me. Nothing is really worth it || main @smallmalik01 ||

[Ayo 🦅🔥 @tfbvngz]

A friend of mine ended things with what most people would call the perfect boyfriend. He'd drop everything to pick her up, looked after her mum, brought flowers, checked in when she was sick, and by her own account, he was great in every department.
So why did she dump him?
Because he took a shower every night.
Not because he was hiding something. Not because he spent an hour in there. Just because she got fed up waiting the 3 minutes it took him to finish.
After everything that guy did for her, three minutes was apparently the deal-breaker.

If you ask me, he wasn't the one who got dumped—he got rescued. 😭😂

[Maymies @Tringers__]

A large number of married people are involuntarily celibate.

[Vera @regular_bhoy]

when babes get børedd? 🎥
watch 🍿🏀💦

[SALMAN👑 @AWholeSalmanPR]

What should he do now? 😂😭

[iara 🌺 @iamiarah_]

Why do my pants always tear in the same spot, What could be the reason for this? I feel so embarrassed to my boyfriend

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

Honestly SpongeBob was just an annoying prick.
We owe Squidward an apology 😭

[subbu_jj @subbu_ji]

when the board meeting gets boring 🎥 …þħræď 🍿

[Jainal Momin @JainalMomin]

Her Bl@ck "friend" dropped her off at home, but the moment she stepped out of the car, it was obvious something had happened.

Her brother witnessed the whole thing unfold. 😭💀

[Topz @tophz_]

In a job interview, the panel asks you, "Will you leave this job if you find a better one?”

What will be your answer?

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

@grok is this real???
There’s no way that’s carved from stone 🤯

[𝔽𝕒𝕟 曼迪 @IMandikida]

While reacting to the divorce, Mizkif explained why he thinks Malena deserves time to adjust to her new situation 💭

According to him, she’s entering a completely different chapter of life and may need support while figuring out what comes next 🌎📈

[Mask No Dey Talk @MaskNoDeyTalk]

🚨Real Madrid’s Longest-Serving Presidents:

5 Lorenzo Sanz 🇪🇸 - 5 years
4 Luis de Carlos 🇪🇸 - 7 years
3 Ramón Mendoza 🇪🇸 - 10 years
2 Florentino Pérez 🇪🇸 - 20+ years (2000-2006, 200.... see thread

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

He nodded.

I expected anger.

Resentment.

Bitterness.

Instead he said,

"When she told me, I thought God was giving me one more chance to be somebody's father."

I couldn't speak.

For years I had believed he sacrificed his life for me.

But in that moment, I realized something far more painful.

[🎀 سـديـم 🎀 @AmIstranded]

Only men can tell us this signs...

Tell us 👇👇👇

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 @phveektordrayne]

My niece asked me if I was happy.
Not "Are you okay." Not "what's wrong."

"Are you happy?"
I said yes.

She looked at me for a long moment and said, "You can tell me the real answer."

She's 7

I don't know where she learned that.

But I cried after she went to bed.

[West @theisogawd]

Cab driver saves man from being backdoored…

[Chic_Siren @chic_siren_]

Which one? Be honest

[Jack🏴‍☠️ @Jack_melli]

ARREST the BABY 😍😍😂

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Funny husbands on their honeymoon.