All around America this morning, a gentle thrum starts to sound from the hush of the aftermath of a generation's political battle.
Poof. Poof. Floop.
The sound of millions of pussy hats queefing in unison, ready to once again march toward Washington DC.
That'll show them.
The Smithsonian is going to have Trump’s blood splattered speech notes and they’re gonna be like
BIDEN CHINESE
FEWER CHIPS IN THE BAG NOW
LOVE CIRQUE DU SOLAY
KEVIN SORBO IS MY FRIEND