Mary Devall Koenigs

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

[deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

right before you hit rock bottom you will have a cooking game on your phone

[cow @cowincrisis]

moo

sent from my field

[Mary Devall Koenigs @smallmarydevall]

@enchantedjess13 so pretty! do you sell your art? I would 100% buy 🫶

[g @34rths]

I have so much Joy in entering my bed.... I Love giggling and kicking my feet in excitement at the warmth and comfort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

accidentally wore my loud as fuck jeans to the being quiet museum

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was a nanny the summer The Emoji Movie came out. the kids wanted to see it 4 times in 2 weeks. on the 4th time, the cinemark ticket-taker looked me dead in the eyes & said “whatever they’re paying you cannot be worth this.”

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

The summer I turned pretty is perhaps a sicker and more twister family drama than Succession or House of the Dragon

[Devan Coggan @devancoggan]

okay but casting DAISY RIDLEY'S REAL-LIFE HUSBAND in the film adaptation of your Reylo fanfic is one of the funniest things that has ever happened

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Going somewhere to read and then being on your phone the entire time

[mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf]

age regressing by coughing like a toddler with my tongue out

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

just remembered the dog from wii sports resort

[m☁️ @tayforehead]

why does travis have curtain bangs and she doesn’t………. they keep fighting over the dyson…

[joanna sui 🔻 @autumnaI]

Responded to texts from 3 different people

[Long Haired Spreadneck #godawgs @fratstafford7]

How I feel eating Chicken Salad Chick for lunch