Smallmatsu Matsuno

EVEN NOW...THE EVIL SEED OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE GERMINATES WITHIN YOU

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I know the spirit of this is supposed to be all “no question too embarrassing!”, but I mean, COME ONE. OF COURSE THERE IS OBAMA MPREG.

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unclematsu

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The Arnold Schwarzenegger film, Junior, was a Mpreg film.

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Why is Shadow more commonly depicted as mpreg instead of Sonic?

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Jesus also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ,[e] is the central figure of Christianity, whom

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ball is life

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Oh crap, I'm pregnant, a bible fanfic

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*crawls around* adopt me? #BabyRP #OpenRP

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Hello caller you're on the jesus chatline

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The reason babies cry when they are born is because they realize they are born into a world with Karamatsu

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Is Cannibalism Vegan

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GGGG GG OTtA GO TO THE SL UG RACe gOt TO GO FAST AT TH e s lug race

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science is unnecessary. you cant use science to tolerate karamatsu

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https://t.co/6nCy7o5eiP

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shrugs and rips off your favorite peppa pjs and shoves them in the toilet

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One week olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day... because they will make fun of you but in an accurate way.

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*lays an egg* #BabyRP #OpenRP

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*Calls the police* You're gonna pay for this, fucker #babyrp

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mama ammaaaa #BabyRP #OpenRP