History's Handsomest Monster

Failed academic. White Irish. Enthusiast.

Die trying.

He/him

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

✊The world ignores Palestinian HOSTAGES because of a “specimen barrier”: in the hierarchy of human worth Palestinians are not seen as fully human, and thus cannot be “hostages” of the superhuman.

Gosh. We are still there, barbarism disguised as order.

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@gremloe Kash Patel and Dan Bongino, the hardest-working podcasters in the domestic order enforcement game

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@CrappyFumes If it gets a second season they could include Emma Goldman

Maybe Leon Czolgosz, even

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Twelve men have been charged with child sex offences. I’m sure all the ‘concerned parents’ will be out in force any time now. Unless there’s something… different about these perverts..?

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@Brando_G2 @GavinNewsom Not according to Ken Paxton (R-TX).

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@DomainDead Morrigan Aensland?! <3

[Media Lens @medialens]

True. 👏

@BBCNews *constantly* uses the loaded phrase 'Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza'.

But when do we hear the phrase, 'Extremist-run Israeli government'?

Or:

'Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu, who is sought by the ICC for alleged war crimes'?

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@Sharlye42 @_TheSmartAlec1 #RunningLands

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@NoJusticeMTG NIGEL FARAGE: "I'll see you in court!"
THE BRITISH LEFT:

[+972 Magazine @972mag]

Our colleague and longtime +972 Magazine contributor Awdah Hathaleen was shot dead in a settler attack on his village, Umm al-Khair, in Masafer Yatta.

Read Awdah's contributions to +972 Magazine through the link:

https://t.co/3NvV6bXj7a

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@xXAutumnIvyXx I mean, you *do* want world peace...

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@ExistentialEnso Cartman goes to Texas, mocks the students who open carry dildos to mock open carry laws, but then needs a superhero identity... and then a dildo comes flying through his window

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@chrisiousity "Jesus only taught the path to salvation, it just happens that the path to salvation is made of good values, but that... that's COINCIDENTAL, it doesn't mean anything,"

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@moggy_red @BobbyVylan It's so much easier to say "Hamas was hiding in that child's head" than it is to say "Hamas was hiding in that child's stomach"

[Kristiana Bruneau @GumptionAndCo]

Aren't you so glad you publicly declared support for this country unconditionally?

What is the saying about the friends you keep?
@JustinTrudeau @MarkJCarney @AnitaAnandMP @melaniejoly

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@GailSimone Eldritch beings resurrecting all Gambit's thief enemies, for a scheme, then halfway through the scheme realising that all the thieves have snuck away, abandoning them

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@GailSimone Clea sitting Rogue down for a talk about "So the forces of darkness get especially perfidious when they see the Sorcerer Sureme is with a hot chick, get ready for that"

[History's Handsomest Monster @smallseal17]

@SupermanEnjoyer "Up until this point, electric guitar on the soundtrack was a signal of villainy. Well... now *I* have an electric guitar."

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Fuck Nazis and everyone who supports them

[GammaLab @gammalab_tweets]

Good morning, Goldman says its "Speculative Trading Indicator" has reached its highest level on record outside of 1998–2001 and 2020–2021. What could go wrong?