big truck

I'm only here to talk to myself

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did u know this is an anagram of shit

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the what's updog (the new veggie hot dog)

[gobhi manchurian candidate @PottyTrainedLad]

in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there

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@katefeetie adding this as success story to case study of the recent spongebob meme campaign I worked on

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Roy G Biv would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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was talking to someone at the dog park today and he mentioned he worked at google and I ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ from mentioning that the pope declared war on AI bc I thought that might be good and normal small talk

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asking chat gpt if a swig of soy sauce is a good replacement for a gatorade after working out

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dinkwad is such a beautiful name for a dog

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once a year every single lyric to the entire fetch the bolt cutters album pops into my head in one single very fast sentence and i must listen to the album on repeat for about a month

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my OTHER ride? in this economy?

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trends of the past? u mean the heindzeitgeist

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

the greatest spelling i've ever seen

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dry January but for vanilla coffee mate creamer

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my skincare routine is an everyday cleanser, followed by a serum, light moisturizer, and immediately rubbing my face all over my dog's belly while she licks my skin

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actually AI is never gonna take my job

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okay what if. a chatbot for masochists. it impersonates tommy norris from landman and will berate u with an abrasive southern drawl

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Bubba is the feminine form of Bubbo. U can tell cause it ends with an a

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btw this was a perfect idea. didn't feel the need to save room on tgiv, ate extra mac n cheese. dessert first wins again

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Trying a new thing this year that I’m calling Eating The Pies The Night Before Thanksgiving Because I Never Save Any Room For Dessert On Thanksgiving Day

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ChadGPT where u ask it questions and it gives u confident, dumb, privileged answers. not too dissimilar to ChatGPT, but very different tone

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Trying a new thing this year that I’m calling Eating The Pies The Night Before Thanksgiving Because I Never Save Any Room For Dessert On Thanksgiving Day

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my tiny dog whenever she finds a comically large stick in the park

[CBS News @CBSNews]

New Yorkers looked on amused as a rat scampered across a subway platform with a large chunk of food in its mouth on October 12. Saman Shafiq, who captured the footage, said she was waiting for a train at the 14th Street station when she noticed the rodent looking “very pleased with itself.”

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i don't. feel good and no it doesn't have anything to do with the family size bag of KIT KAT® Minis Milk Chocolate Candy Bars Unwrapped i just ate