ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

if you were solid then I promise there’s no need for revenge, your absence will mess with them in ways they never thought

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

“sweet baby” my sweet ass. that mf is evil

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Iowan society fell off when Fareway workers stopped dressing like this

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

printing Austin’s tits on a T-shirt is diabolical.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

I have zero patience/compassion for males who inject steroids. You’re literally choosing to cheat & be angry.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

“Idk she’s fat & she posts on fb all day so she’s probably got a desk job” 😂

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

If the ex has to stay blocked for the relationship to work then you pry shouldn’t be in the relationship bud.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

what is being siblings like as adults?

“Can I have a bite of your sammy, a sip of that drink & a hit of your weed please?”

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

drive bys & crochet

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

*wakes up to chomping* “what are you doing? ..is that nachos?”
“it’s big back o’clock”

let’s fckng gooooo

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

“where’d this lighter come from?”
“I dunno! It fell out of my pocket when I got off the couch & I was like, “that’s a new feature”.”

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

I’ve never been anyone’s bitch before but this feels pretty damn close.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

he got a bird brain.

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

“does this toothpaste taste like cough drops or am I autistic?”

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

@whotfisjovana @ashface_fox

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

“have you ever had rice?”

[ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉᴿᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ🚀 @smallss53]

boys are dumb.