🫧bren

i feel goofy

[🫧bren @smalltite]

thumbs down from the neighbor #watdatmean

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

in 2022 seeing a girl comment "where's my photo cred?🙄" or whatever on the photodump of a guy you liked was genuinely worse than watching them fuck raw right in front of you

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[🫧bren @smalltite]

just paid taxes

[🫧bren @smalltite]

need to do this hair on someone immediately

[fiona @Ioglady]

looking through 1969 issues of vogue... she looks very 2026

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

a bitch thinking u have beef with them whole time the beef is you don't like who they are as a person

not everything has to be that deep like you're not my fucking opp i just don't fuck with you

[ash @xxdarkcandyxx]

bpd havers do you ever forget that the intensity of your emotions isn't normal and that you are in fact overreacting to other people

[🫧bren @smalltite]

i digress

[🫧bren @smalltite]

@Bxbraun dislike tweet

[athi🧸 @MdingiAthi]

I once had a friend who blocked me because I didn't want to borrow her my bikini because she was going on a weekend away with her man.😭😭😭😭

[I ❤️ CAT NOIR @imdatingwinwin]

well honey you not that much smaller than her yourself so idk

[🫧bren @smalltite]

7 haircuts in 45 minutes btw bye

[🫧bren @smalltite]

how u gonna get a free haircut (three pieces of hair on ur head btw) and complain that it isn’t perfect idgaf do it yourself then

[🫧bren @smalltite]

@Bxbraun yup let’s see how it goes yall

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

When my Hair is even Slightly dirty i feel Like i gain 500 lbs And everyone Hates me

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Do you think trump spit and slobbed on it and used two hands to stroke it and rolled his tongue around the tip and drooled and gagged and made a ring with his fingers and stroked the whole shaft and tasted the salt of the precum and cupped the balls and

[🫧bren @smalltite]

oh i have opinions rn but i am not warranted to share them

[z @bigdog1080]

when you got 8 health problems you just ignoring

[🫧bren @smalltite]

catching a whiff of his print

[🫧bren @smalltite]

why do ppl think you need to speak english to get your license literally the first question the test asks you is what language you want to take it in