annie

if you want to talk to me just leave the lids off your trashcans at night

[annie @smalltowngothic]

I just remembered that in high school someone spread a rumor that I shaved my arms and people kept asking me about it for like a week. To this day idk why anyone was interested in it

[annie @smalltowngothic]

Didn't we ghost some aliens attempting to contact us last year? Whatever happened to that?

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@kwyntessential Also the idea of filling a lot of already unruly people with alcohol chills me to the core

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@kwyntessential But isn't Target technically a grocery store??

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@cricketarrison Pasta is the Freddy Krueger of Celiac dreams

[annie @smalltowngothic]

people on my TL are freaking out about the ads for that nun movie and idk if they're being serious or not...i was raised Catholic you can't scare me w a fuckin nun lmaoooo

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@Phietnamese Idk what this is but I find it threatening. Stay safe out there

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@michael_timecop also an event that happened in my life recently

[annie @smalltowngothic]

the medicine cabinet is full of spiders

[annie @smalltowngothic]

Someone left their weave on the hood of my car in the Target parking lot and I wanna know who it was. I'm not mad I just want to know what kind of person does that

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@skyefailing @nude_deal peep the bootleg kaboodles on display at the front, they're so tempting

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@SugarAndSpxce If u got any advice on how to look good when u have to shop in the kids section lmk

[annie @smalltowngothic]

Instagram got too stressful to use after I learned you aren't supposed to look at other people's profiles. What's the point then

[annie @smalltowngothic]

Took cold medicine last night and broke up the monotony of my regular apocalypse dreams with a violently intense dream about going to hell. Turns out hell for me involves a lot of people power washing a ceiling. Dreaming cracks open parts of my psyche I didn't know existed.

[annie @smalltowngothic]

My nails are peeling off again and I have pre-emptive bandages on the ones that look like they're about to break first. I feel so responsible. Celiac really teaches you how to plan ahead

[annie @smalltowngothic]

when did we stop spilling beans and start spilling tea?

[annie @smalltowngothic]

I grew up in a place where every radio played country music and seemingly nothing else. it played on the school bus every day from kindergarten to high school. now I finally have the tools to unpack its unsettling ubiquity, and vindicate that discomfort

[annie @smalltowngothic]

I could write an essay on how country music and bluegrass are ideologically opposed but there's so much actual shit going on in the world that I feel weird focusing on anything else

[annie @smalltowngothic]

@Almaupsides This looks like an ARG. Any idea how many people received that first email before commenting in this thread?