Jimmy the Snake

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[Jimmy the Snake @smalltowngrill]

I can taste your fortune

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The clowns are howling

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One some days you feel like you get both the parachutes, and others you feel like you've drawn yourself in the nip with a dog

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Yeti + Bigfoot = Yeet

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Something between a gnome and a regular child

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I would like to announce the release of my new novel, Book is Scary

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Bucks for Cucks

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I don't even have feet, I just have toes

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It has come to my attention

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Riker's Island? More like YIKEr's Island!

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It's okay to be racist against magpies

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H.P. Lovecraft's Rat Robot Johnson

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Baroque Obama

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I nearly stopped time in Tesco's

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Two thousand and eighteen

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What's the one where the gorillas don't like it?

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Why do you laugh like a human trafficker?

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Spiritual Conquistador

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.@major_ursae acknowledges that Solid Snake is thicc

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Why is part of me cold? Unheard of.