Small Town Lancer

Lancer from the middle of nowhere | Parody account | Not affiliated with Longwood University

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Crown locations:
Behind Dhall
Wygal
Library
Upchurch
Stubbs
Wheeler
New admissions building

btw the admissions crown replaced the one that was removed towards the parking lots :)

[Longwood University @longwoodu]

A different perspective. 💙

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Some schools in the US are fining students for walking through the wrong door/ using the wrong stair well.

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

jmu should be a wake up call

[president of hot wheels @portablepotable]

JMU’s failure in handling this pandemic, a thread:

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Some of us don't have a home to go back to.

[Spitler @sarahspitler_]

in the long run it’ll all be worth it, just push through, and everyone is here for you. you are not alone if you need help PLEASE do not hesitate to reach out!!!!

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Freshman year is always a tough time, especially now. Class of 24, I promise you it gets better. I know this isn't exactly the college experience you were hoping for, but push through. We were once freshmen too, but your class is adapting to college in a whole different way.

[Tee #DC @K1ngTee]

Uni students be having breakfast at 4pm and dinner at 3am

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

If I see a cluster of people today, I will scream.

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Seriously, follow the rules.

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Just use the right door. It's not that hard.

[she @suntosteph]

me after i submit my assignments

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Please leave your mask on while you are getting your food at dhall and don't take it off until you are at your seat

[Small Town Lancer @smalltownlancer]

Anyone who puts partying over the safety of their fellow lancers should be expelled.