lady |parody

breaking the rules #parody l lRp +25 | |

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

" she absolutely knows it's true and she enjoys his handy work"

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

"lucky for my baby, i'm great with my hands."

[𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑳𝒆𝒆 @MaddieLee_RP]

Mornings are best spent with no where else to be.

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HalfDiabolus

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@PortalASOIAF From the very beginning I wonder if they're going to change the ending to Rheanrya winning the battle

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

She's already in there waiting

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

No need to tell him twice. He’s already there.

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

" of course I am"

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

“you sweet-talkin’ me?”

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

Maybe he should meet her in the bedroom.

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

he, uh. . . could definitely eat.

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

" I definitely think it is and you're important to me too."

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

❝ you tell me, babe. is it?❞

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HalfDiabolus

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

" is that something important me."

[𝙳𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴. @HalfDiabolus]

❝ you’re a smart girl. you can figure it out.❞

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

" and that might be"

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

I can say anything I want you probably won't even see it like I care

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

Wouldn't be the first time he said that stuff to me probably won't be the last.

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

Strip for me

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HalfDiabolus Wish granted

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HalfDiabolus

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HonouredEyes can we talk please

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HonouredEyes I wasn't online today

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

@HonouredEyes can we talk

[lady |parody @smalltownvamp]

I'll probably be hearing from him again even though he says he won't