Niki

Tweeting about mostly sports to my 20 followers as if anyone is gonna see it since 2016. #RuleTheJungle #SunsUp #Dbacks

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I love this fuckin team

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I hate this fuckin team

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My delusional predictions for Lanterns after seeing E1:
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1. 2016 big bad is Atrocitus

2. Hal becomes parallax at some point in 2016. They speedrun the rebirth arc (2026 Hal is actually dead but is resurrected)

3. S1 ends with a cliffhanger revealing Black Hand

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Just got your chain snatched by a motherfucker named Yeast #Bengals

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Joe Burrow sacked BENGALS FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY

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@clive_mart1n That’s because the ultimate goal of every pop song these days is to be trendy background noise for a viral GRWM TikTok 🤷

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Not the last ref standing on his tippy toes😭😂

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The number of Americans that now probably think Ferran Torres is the greatest soccer player in the world lol

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Argentina‘s team is dirty as hell, but you gotta hand it to their goalkeeper. That man is locked the fuck in.

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IM SORRY THE FUCKIN MUPPETS???

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The banana managed to sign Tony nominee Derek Klena and have been cashing in on it at every opportunity ever since.

Respect honestly 🤷

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The Savannah Bananas open up The 2026 ESPYS 🔥

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@bengalsgraphic5 This was the end goal along. Just another shameless transfer of wealth to the one percent 😒

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@choppaslide Just:

“Hey, I’ve noticed that I’m the one who’s always reaching out first and that makes me feel like you don’t care as much as I do.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you felt that way. I’ll make sure to reach out more.”

Like literally that’s it! Problem solved friendship saved

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@choppaslide YES it’s not that nobody cares, it’s that the norm in your friendship is that you are the one to text first. If you just stop texting, your friend is probably thinking that you actually just don’t fw them anymore. If it bothers you, COMMUNICATE like a grown up instead of ghosting

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Just heard Lindsey Graham news

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I want Jude Bellingham to win the World Cup, but unfortunately he’s English and England winning a World Cup is the last thing I want to happen so where do we go from here?

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In the end, you have to look that the bright side:

We rage-baited the shit of some Europeans

#USMNT

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The USMNT simply remembered that they weren’t the USWNT 🤷

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YOOOOO THEY’RE ACTUALLY LETTING BALOGUN PLAY???!!!!????!!!!!! LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Argentina has everything to lose.
Cape Verde has nothing to lose.

That’s the difference .

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Argentina’s goalie was simply not expecting him to take that shot 🤷

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Cape Verde’s keeper going miracles out here