Sheldon Malm

bliss killer at lyrical security

[Sheldon Malm @smalm]

@SecuritySphynx @anton_chuvakin not sure how to respond without self-serving…

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@cityofmarkham: is there *anyone* who can help with info about public skating schedules? nothing posted online, city offices closed on weekends. great arenas across the city and nothing posted on when public skating is open anywhere.

[Sheldon Malm @smalm]

if anyone thinks tone doesn’t matter, close your eyes and imagine charlton heston looking right into the camera and saying with a wink and a 1950’s laundry detergent commercial smile: “soylent green… it’s made of people.” enjoy your breakfast.

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speaking of “deep state”… https://t.co/uVEZNK3q8d

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imagine someone habitually filing litigation without legal merit, supporting evidence, or other such values solely for ulterior motives. imagine there were repercussions for such behaviour. now imagine if those repercussions were actually executed. https://t.co/uSxleFuPXM

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congrats to canadian soccer team for punching their world cup ticket. heck of a journey through qualifiers. #qatar2022

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#earthhour2022 tonight. @mapleleafs are playing the habs. dear the environment: any chance we can push to 10:30pm eastern?

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@gattaca i say we rent a ‘74 dodge dart & pick it up. who’s up for a road trip?!

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8 hours of barney miller theme song (different versions). this exists and it. is. awesome. https://t.co/vQfBfIXcRX

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excited to announce that @lyricalsecurity has completed our acquisition of #maccyber. welcome @shawnwmac and the team to lyrical!! https://t.co/aZBxr6hGjg

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@treyford 53.6% of all statistics are made up. 60% of the time, works every time. 100% chance i’d subscribe to @gossithedog’s thread.

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got my booster this morning. risk management in full effect. #getvaxxed #riskmanagement #lyricalsecurity

[Sheldon Malm @smalm]

started tweeting 13 years ago today. been busy building @lyricalsecurity. time to start tweeting again. thought i would have mastered #hashtags by now, but all i can think of is this one: #mytwitteranniversary. perhaps i’ll just apologize now & let the tweets fall where they may.

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is your vendor ugly? check out @lyricalsecurity’s post to find out. https://t.co/n4JVDv2uYZ

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@lyricalsecurity update and commentary on #log4shell efforts posted to linkedin here: https://t.co/cTxJApHnoq

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congratulations to @lyricalsecurity’s mike de almeida for discovery & responsible disclosure of vulnerability in forticlient. not your average dos vuln when it’s a preventative control. terrific research & appreciate @fortinet’s responsiveness. https://t.co/Wi2UXW9O2g

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watching news commentary this a.m. “we know that blah, blah, blah will happen… potentially”. i studied analytical & applied logic and pursued a security career. glad the latter panned out, because the former doesn’t have a bright future. imagine what we’ll “know” tomorrow. O_o

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@daveshackleford i’m a 2. if i didn’t have a fear of heights i’d be a perfect 0. should i be proud or embarrassed? /me blushes

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@awinnington @kellman @globalnewsto why isn’t he a regular contributor?! i would tune into global news more often.

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with all of the ar-15 talk recently, i couldn’t help but notice this: “on december 19, 1988 the u.s. consumer product safety commission introduced an outright ban on lawn darts in the u.S.” almost 33 years ago, this was a no-brainer. where was the nlda?!
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