Sanjay Manaktala

Engineer. Author. Occasional Stand Up Comedian.

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Indian guy flirting on Facebook:

Guy: Hi :) :) :)

Girl: Hey...

Guy: Had ur lunch?

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hey @AmericanAir on aa3706 on 9/30 your flight attendant jaqueline was super sweet and awesome to my daughter just wanted to say she deserves special credit for going above and beyond without us even asking a thing

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It’s crazy how your whatsapp messages to your wife will be the memes you get shown on Instagram.

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Make America Top of Dropdown Menus Again

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@nntaleb my uncle an Indian navy sailor said “the sea is only beautiful from land.”

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NRI folks meeting Sima Aunty need to learn how to offer her a drink or tea when she walks in.

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indian match making or family karma which is a bigger guilty pleasure?

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Wow this is like the best podcast interview i’ve ever heard Jocko Podcast 221: Jonny Kim. Navy SEAL, Doctor, Astronaut. The Unimagin... https://t.co/1cHZYnmQ4r via @YouTube

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90 day fiancé UK isn’t as dramatic as the USA one I don’t know how I feel about it.

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How is this a fair market 😂

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This is awesome: https://t.co/zPuYnxYn9E

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It’s crazy how the first amendment is talk all the shit you want and the second amendment is “you might need a gun 😂”

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Last of us wants us to believe this guy just killed like 14 people without a scratch

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The Last of Us but it’s conservatism slowly growing inside once you’re 30.

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Grown men will get a masters degree to make six figures and then lose it all by following a 19 year old stock trader on tik tok.

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@MrAndyNgo @PDXReal1 this is literally “pouring money down the drain”

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@RealEmini @VivekGRamaswamy lol bro your handle isn’t lost on me 😂

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Like this tweet if you know someone making six figures and hardly does any real work.

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@PallaviGunalan that is awesome congrats!

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@PranavGurudutt @SaniyaDhawan1 lol not true but not false :P