Dear MAGA,
It must be miserable to genuinely think scientists, historians, and journalists spent their entire lives lying to you, but a reality TV celebrity with decades of documented fraud is your sole source of truth.
.@JDVance: You changed your name three times because you kept getting caught raping children in the Ohio Valley. And I have witnesses who can and will testify against you on this. I cannot wait to put you in prison for the rest of your life you sick fuck.
BREAKING: Luigi Mangione’s legal team filed a motion to preclude the U.S. government from seeking the death penalty, arguing Bondi’s agenda is political, violates DOJ protocol, and prejudices the grand jury.
“The United States government intends to kill Mr. Mangione as a political stunt.”