Parodylon Xusk

My goal in life is to use this site exclusively in ways that cause Elmo Mush to lose money, as a cisgender he/him I grant all of you C-word privileges

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@UPS I am trying to sign up for My Choice but your website thinks my apartment is a commercial address and won't let me. There is a restaurant located in the building but I am not the restaurant, I am an individual living in an apartment. Please help me resolve this

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@LindseyGrahamSC Senator Graham has a FAMILY?!

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@Acyn Trump: "No words... should've sent a poet."

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@AskLapin @D_Wrestlingifs I believe you mean "member of the WWE Universe™"

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@JayTownAlabama @NBCNews 8647

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@RepNancyMace This you?

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@tedcruz My brother in Christ YOU WENT TO HARVARD

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@elonmusk @creation247 Matthew 19:24 - "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

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@StephenM It's a good thing you're only 40 years old, because the life sentence you're going to serve after we put you Nazis on trial is gonna last a long long time

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@StephenM

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@StephenM After this is over and you stand trial for your crimes against humanity, this tweet will be "exhibit A"

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@StephenM Someone should write an alternate historical novel where your ideal immigration policies existed a hundred years ago and as a result your grandparents were killed in a pogrom in Russia instead of coming to America

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@KatieMiller Shouldn't you be giving your husband a foot massage instead of posting on the internet like you're his equal or something?

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@KamalaHarris

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@RepDebDingell This isn't a game. Our way of life is being taken from us by a fascist regime and history will remember you as a collaborator

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@RepDebDingell Fire her at once. Your employee is literally sleeping with the enemy

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@elonmusk As if anyone would invite you to a party

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@83kevlar @nmatthewsninja I mean, they own AAA now, so technically he's ALREADY back

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@elonmusk @Chesschick01 This you?

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@TulsiGabbard Hey Tulsi, is this shirt still available? Asking for 330 million friends