Sam Marchant

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

@edw4rs The chad is strong in you

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goal. Mbeumo makes it 4-0.

#MUFC || #BREMUN

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

@johndean94 @RobTebbutt Unreal

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Top tier mockery from Alisson. 😂 https://t.co/lkhTMLS6xV

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

Imagine Mr Goodson dropping this in Lodge Park yard. Limbs.

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

@FootyRustling @adamcrooky14

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

Ruthless.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

🧸 It's raining teddy bears 🧸

Real Betis kept their Christmas tradition going today with fans throwing stuffed toys onto the pitch at half-time to be donated to children charities 🎄

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

@MichaelMasson1 Preferably not.

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

Gallagher, Livramento, Gilmour, Broja. These are just the players out on loan. Chelsea’s strength in depth is stupid.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Conor Gallagher - take a bow! 👏

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Arsenal whenever they start losing a few games

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

I’d put this use case above eating it. Dead chocolate.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

A man using a Twix as a pillow.

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

@crosbybrowne Great content.

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

England: lifting players, not trophies

[England @England]

Rock, paper, scissors: the loser gets lifted in the air 🤷‍♂️😂

[Sam Marchant @smarchant2]

A Boris Johnson induced coma would occur.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If you’re staying in hospital there should be a form you can sign that means under no circumstances are they allowed to bring the Prime Minister to see you if he’s visiting

[Amy Carroll @amycarroll_58]

What are they selling????🍫🍫🍫