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“There is a debt of service due from every man to his country proportioned to the bounties which nature and fortune have measured to him.” Thomas Jefferson 🇮🇱

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Just a football guy getting in some reps @BarstoolBigCat @BFW

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@stoolsalesguy There’s the old pot stirring scumbag we’ve all missed! Get out the string and get those puppets dancing again.

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@Jerrythekid21 Things are not going well on Philly sports talk radio right now. Sad day, bad day. #PencilNeckGeek @BarstoolBigCat @TheClemReport @KFCBarstool

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@Jerrythekid21 The people are not buzzing enough about your getting nearly choked to death by @BarstoolBigCat

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@hen_ease Dead cat. 9 lives have been used up. Tombstone to read: “He pissed his pants on command, had Eagles 22-1 that one time. Didn’t work out. He is survived by his coffee. All gambling debts to be settled in court.”

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@stoolpresidente Mount Rushmore of rock star talent level-to-regular guy look ratio:
1. Jerry Garcia
2. Eric Clapton
3. Jimmy Buffett
4. Dave Matthews

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@BFW This is physically unsettling to watch. This should have had an X rating on it. Physically rattled.

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@elio82 “You don’t start trends. You’re too weird to start trends.” Laugh out loud funny.

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@LAPolicePursuit ‘Murica

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@darrenrovell Would love to see the 50 unsent versions of this video in his deleted folder that he looked at and said “ehh I’ll do another take” *pauses to put Visine in his eyes

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

David Crosby, the iconoclastic singer, songwriter and guitarist who helped shape the sound of Sixties rock and beyond, has died at the age of 81, a source close to the musician confirms. https://t.co/J4YLztttgK

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@Wimbledon @BarstoolHubbs God I love how pretentious tennis is. All sports should phrase their W/L tweets this way.

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@BarstoolBigCat Magic’s tweets are akin to the videos that play at gas station pumps while you’re filling up. Just breaking down old news, highway traffic, and yesterday’s weather. Practical. Efficient. Brilliant.

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@barstoolsports Did the Barstool office downgrade to over the air analog tv for the 2nd half?

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@BarstoolBigCat After the 2nd half, took MSST o 16.5. Had 3 separate heart attacks, then changed the channel in anger after the field goal. What a rush.

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@KayceSmith @UnnecRoughness @BFW @jackmac @MaxDuggan_10 @kpondiscio If Ohio State wins would this be the quickest, wildest swing in the history of college sports rivalries? Michigan had Ohio State dead and buried, and were basically hoisting the trophy overlooking TCU. Now Ohio State has a chance to go to the ship 20 minutes later.

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@PCALive The pupster still has it live @PupscanLA

[PupScanLA @PupscanLA]

Still Live https://t.co/Rqk5GQq8rW

[Spencer @smarcus27]

@FieldYates He was just on @MadDogUnleashed not 15 hours ago discussing the 50th anniversary. He did seem as though he was having some trouble with his speech during the interview. Horribly sad. A wonderful player, an even more wonderful guy.

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@BarstoolBigCat @EddieBarstool At no time…

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@BarstoolBigCat What’s your top 5 all time in-game sports blunders?
1. Scott Norwood
2. Bill Buckner
3. Cody Parkey
4. Seahawks at the 5 yard line
5. Jim Joyce Galarraga perfect game

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@BarstoolMintzy @BarstoolNOLA Illinois Central, Monday morning rail.