smarmyclothes

Howdy, I'm Lex! I'm an independent fashion designer. I design clothes, I eat food, I make messes.

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Can't believe no one's snatched this sweet baby up yet. Gold + black lace art deco swing dress. $99, marked down from $165! Size Medium (36" bust)
https://t.co/OjOOBJwgC4

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Check out the crazy 40% off sample sale in my Etsy shop! Once these Smarments are gone, they're gone for good! https://t.co/z3uYvxW40C

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@Knightarmy Fiction, mostly thrillers at the moment. https://t.co/TET6AA9rQk is my author page

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It's been a long while since I've posted, and some of you may have noticed that I no longer have any "made to order" listings in my Etsy shop. Over the last few years, I've turned to writing full time, and I just don't have the time to sew anymore.

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Have you checked out the SmarmyClothes Sample Sale yet? Tons of one-of-a-kind smarments, all 15% off!
https://t.co/z3uYvxW40C

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Don't miss out, because once these pieces are gone, that very well might be your last chance... https://t.co/z3uYvxW40C

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When you cut out a custom, super rush order backward.

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I had a dream last night that I had a brand new pair of really excellent jeans. Now I'm disappointed they don't exist.

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I cleaned my desk off yesterday. It's like I don't even know who I am anymore.

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@Gothcupcake No new plants recently, but this is the last polish I bought: https://t.co/vxt0HBZkvw

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Things I can't stop myself from impulse-buying: plants and nail polish.

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@SouthpawSewing That's awesome! Love the fabric!

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@Loverockyx WAT?

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NEW SLIPPERS! My feet are squishy!

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When I was about six, I really, really wanted one of those over-the-top sequined granny sweaters. (Pssst. I still do.)

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Some people say little girls should be seen and not heard. But I think...

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@Noxychu Woohoo!

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@planundercover I've smuggled a lot of crazy food into movie theaters, but chimichangas would really set a new standard...