Sara Jarman

EJ’s mama 🤍

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

I can recite monsters inc., Moana, Tarzan, Encanto, and legitimately every wiggles song ever, word for word, someone get me out of this house pls send help 😂

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

9 days into 2022 & we lose Betty White & Bob Saget? I hate it here already

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Asked my husband to do the dishes & since then, all he’s been using is plastic wear, like yeahhhh buddy that shit sucks doesn’t it????????

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

idk which one of my fam members decided to bring fried chicken this yr but good golllllly I’m THANKFUL we’re finally on the same page

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@ratchel_ Told you you’d love it 🤤

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Honestly could not love Kayla anymore than I do, my biggest hype girl

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

@kayconnner I’ll straight up punch your lights out, respectfully

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Just laying in bed listening to wedding songs & doing some planning & I have the biggest butterflies… I get to be Nicks wife so soon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

My knees crack so loud that it startles my daughter up from her nap 😅 so this is 28, amazing. Love that for me.

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

I am about to have a one year old and WHAT THE HECK 🥺😳 how?

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82 days & I’ll be a wifey… finally 🥰

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

Dads man lol. I’ll leave EJ in the cutest little outfit.. just to come home to her wearing Christmas jammies & a rugrat hairdo. A for effort honey.

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

Just here to say free Britney, that is all

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Ok when are the cicadas leaving bc not to be dramatic or anything but they’re ruining my life 😅

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I’m not gonna lie y’all, I’m FREAKIN out about getting married in front of a bunch of ppl lmao my anxiety is on 10

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

It’s the way my fiancé keeps getting more & more attractive 😩 how does he do that? A decade with the man & I could stare at him for eternity good lawd

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

@erinbakara I really can’t 🥺🥺🥺

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

Baby hands 🥺 That’s it. That’s the tweet

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@TMilla2012 Samesies. So Samesies

[Sara Jarman @smarrz]

I think my body is physically shutting down from stress, is that a thing