Ash

I've got lame jokes and bad puns. Lyon College '18. 1 John 4:8-12

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

Dreams do come true. Meet my bff, Winnie 💛

[Brady @19brady9]

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[Brady @19brady9]

my long time bestie designing this cover for vanity teen…none of you can compare. FOLLOW HER: @laramiecheyenne

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@laramiecheyenne @triplescosmos you are so talented I can’t 😭💕

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

#thisrecordwasboughtbyme for my little sister’s golden 13th 💛 #rsd23 @taylornation13

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@19brady9 We’ve had the most beautiful weather for a week straight so naturally it’s going to be cold again starting tomorrow :)

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

Met a young guy at the airport who had wrecked his 18-wheeler that day and immediately flew home with the duffel he had with him. He forgot his gun was in it.

He was hit with a $4,000 fine.

Rules for thee, not for me

[Greg Yarbrough @GregYarbrough]

According to a LR police report former state senator & Lt governor candidate Jason Rapert accidentally brought 2 loaded guns in his carry-on luggage at LR Natl Airport Wednesday. He was allowed to take them back to his car & continue with his trip. No charges were filed #ARnews

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

had that PTO request in day one this year

[Zelda Dungeon @ZeldaDungeon]

Raise your hand if this is you!

I need more than two hands. 😅

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

I tell this story as if I was there every time

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

… or not…?

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

brb chopping off my hair

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

y’all… this game… I will be Deceased

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

"Our last line of defense will be Link“

Watch the final pre-launch trailer for The Legend of #Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom, coming May 12th, only on Nintendo Switch.

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@NinMobileNews nope

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@SylviaZavala paper cut stings from our paper thin plans 🥲

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

this song… and this was a show I wanted to try to get tickets for… am SICK

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift performs “Death By A Thousand Cuts” from “Lover” as the first surprise song for Day 2 of ‘The Eras Tour’ in Arlington, Texas!
#TSTheErasTour   #ArlingtonTSErasTour

“I really hope you know this song”

[allison @allie__verde]

This is the only April fools that got me and I feel violated

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@TeilaMarlin and I do mean literally

Sam had to help me up

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

I fell to my knees

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Embark on an epic adventure across the land and skies of Hyrule with this The Legend of #Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom Edition of the Nintendo Switch OLED Model system, launching April 28th.

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

@GameStop Still not available here 🥲

[Brady @19brady9]

things I have:
A hard time adjusting
This thing where I get older but never wiser