SmartphoneBreakup

I am a SMARTphone who is about to get dumped, thanks to a #VitaminWater #contest! I was in my lady's pocket, but now its about to be #NoPhoneForAYear! #NotHappy

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

@vitaminwater Game of Phones @vitaminwater.
#VitaminWater

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

We are contentedly waiting, @vitaminwater. What will be will be. I'm ready to jump into that drawer for them; I'm not afraid anymore.

#VitaminWater
#IAintScaredOfNoDrawer!
#VeteransDogs

[Service Dog Academy @chicagodogs]

I want to connect more deeply, by hanging up my smart phone...for good! I am smarter on my own, and I will succeed at #nophoneforayear. When I win this #contest, I'm going to build an amazing dog playground for my students, so they can be smarter, too!

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Water Cooler ( @vitaminwater ) is my mentor...my teacher...my guide. Namaste.

#DigitalDetox
#VitaminWater
#Contest
#WhatWillBeWillBe

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

My lady, @VitaminWater, the one I'm ready to jump into THE DRAWER (shudder!) for, to support her work training Service Dogs for Veterans with PTSD. It's a worthy sacrifice, as is her willingness to give me up for a year to improve their lives!

#VitaminWater
#DigitalDetox

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

@vitaminwater,
0000011111100011...I mean 2019!...is a great year for her to take a break from me to focus on him, and 1110...I mean 14!...more just like him!

#BinaryIsLife
#NumbersCount
#VitaminWater
#DigitalDetox
#VeteransDogs

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Hey, @VitaminWater, is this contest a social experiment, or just a sad illustration?

#DigitalFrenzy
#DollarsDriveBehavior
#VitaminWater
#PhoneBreakup

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Marlene, flying one special Smartphone to a year of willing, heroic exile in THE DRAWER. @vitaminwater

#SmartphoneTribute
#TheVitaminWaterGames
#DigitalDetox
#PhoneBreakup
#VitaminWater

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Good thing I'm waterproof...for now...because Diesel drools for @VitaminWater! When I go old- school I'm going to need slobber protection!

#DigitalDetox
#PhoneBreakup
#VitaminWater

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

@ennis_l @vitaminwater Sense?

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

@natureslover_s That's really funny!!

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Poor @VitaminWater, you must be overwhelmed trying to decide which one of us goes in...THE DRAWER!

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

@vitaminwater Hello, fellow cell!! At last, another smart phone speaks up! I wonder if you've had the same sort of existential crisis I've been going through?? It's been rough, but I've figured it out...we are smart enough to keep it simple!

#VitaminWater

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

We're up way past our puppy bedtime/ smart phone charge time, and so stressed out waiting! @VitaminWater, we believe in you!

#VitaminWater
#SleepyHopefulPuppies
#ResoluteSmartPhone
#SelflessCellPhone

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

I've girded my hypothetical loins, @vitaminwater, and I'm ready for a year in the drawer if it can get these puppies (16 service dogs in training!) a sweet agility pen.

#ServiceLeadership
#DoingItForTheDogs
#DigitalDetox

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

Time flies, and we've both changed so much, @VitaminWater! I wish I could turn back time, so you could rethink this whole challenge-thing. I'm guessing you are getting way more responses than you bargained for...maybe you want to give YOUR smart phones a break?!

#10YearChallenge

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

I'm giving myself to #BettyWhite as a belated birthday present if I get dumped because of this #VitaminWater contest!

#SmartPhonesNeedBetty
#SaveTheSmartPhones
#BettyWillBlingMeOut
#HappyBirthdayBettyWhite
#TMZPhotoEditedBySmartPhone

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

I think of all of the other smart phones sweating it out like me and I feel a strange solidarity. Regardless of operating system or carrier, we are all at risk right now.

[vitaminwater® @vitaminwater]

when you realize you have 104,375 submissions to judge

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

I was sitting waiting for contest news when I felt an urge...so strange, so strong! So I gave in and drank from the purple #VitaminWater...not easy, because I'm water proof; and suddenly: I see the light! I feel electrified, charged-up, and if it's even possible, SMARTER!

[SmartphoneBreakup @smart_breakup]

I've made my peace with the cats, as well as the possible no-smart-phone future. I'm not the first to dumb it down to keep a relationship! I'll flip into a flip phone to keep my lady.

#SmartEnoughToPlayDumb
#VitaminWater
#CatsRCool
#WaitingIsTheHardestPart