I asked the head coach/GM of the Mud Goblins how he and the team are feeling ahead of GW5 while facing some injuries and byes within the team. His response was simply “next guy up”. Seems as though he has faith in his squad and will bring some tenacity to the X-bladz arena.
Fellow reporter, Julius Nussbaum, is contractually obligated to output another article due to the loss of MattRoach Aura this last game week. I look forward to the read Julius!
🚨Breaking🚨
Bladez and 4th agree to a deal. Bladez are shipping off Hill and Cook in return for Mahomes and Aiyuk.
But sources say that the Mud Goblins sent in a much more lucrative trade offer that was rejected for this one due to a delay in communication from a class.
Congratulations to @watsonshappyen1 for becoming the second team to join the 200+ club. Impressive showcase this week.
Current 200+ members:
1. MG - 226.2
2. JSN - 205.86
Congratulations to the Mud Goblins on becoming the first team this season to reach the 200+ club. Hope many more can join this exciting and prestigious club throughout the season.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
PIF + Staples sell their shares of the Goblins to Bruce Springsteen and Matthew McConaughey. The two join rapper Drake as owners of the club. All three pledge to move the club back to its home stadium in Peoria IL, Richard Pryor’s Mud Dome. Prepare for mud y’all‼️
#OilUpdate Prince Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, has been seen overhead in helicopter. He has shared over loud speaker that the PIF is wanting to return the team to the US and to sell it to a buyer at a discount. It seems the protests were a success for the collective
#OilUpdate it seems that I was slightly incorrect in my previous tweet. These fans are actually from the original town in which this team Originated, Peoria Illinois. This group of fans call themselves “The Mud Collective”.
“We want the Goblins to return to their roots, even if it means returning to the United States and not necessarily playing in Peoria. We also want to spread the mud and the grit that the goblins were built upon”
#OilUpdate fans have thrown bricks and rocks at the glass exterior of the $12.3 Billion stadium. Fans are now present on the field and are chanting “Saudi’s out” over and over. No matter the outcome, seems like a hefty bill for the owners to repair the stadium as of now.
@NotoriousOne7s I am unsure where this hate and hostility has come from. I have and will only report facts that I hear or see. I only give personal opinions on my podcast, the EnzoExperience.
Fans are gathering outside of Oil Stadium in what seems like a protest against the owners of the club. It sounds like protesters are demanding a change of name and for the PIF to get out of town. I’ve sent my daughter’s babysitter to the protest with a go-pro. Will keep updates‼️
@BigJewJulius Thanks for including my info in your #Nussbaumbomb although I’ve been in this profession for much longer I look up to you as a writer and a truth seeker. Keep up the great work. You’re welcome on the EnzoExperience any time. Just DM me
An interesting story coming from an anonymous source inside the oil goblins club. Apparently the team manager of DJ&J doesn’t understand the idea of hypothetical trade offers. DJ&J has shut down all negotiations with Oil Goblins for the rest of the season‼️‼️‼️
@HankMac89@Elias_FFL Hank, it’s called aging. My profile pic is my senior picture from high school, my header is one year after my beautiful daughter’s birth. And me in the hospital is current. C’mon Hank, you can’t get me