Jane Cornes

freelance food and wine editor, creative writing teacher, songwriter, singer and MC who never, ever writes 'stunning' unless it relates to bricks.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

The Brexit referendum was unethical. Let's call it as it is.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@reblev you wanna know about this!
Greens member Bel Ellis and I are hosting an Over 50s (or over 50s at heart) 80s dance party on Sunday 23 June and it starts at 6pm so that I can be tucked up in bed with my cocoa by 9.30pm 📷.
: https://t.co/5MFjeOWH2E

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@AnthDeCeglie it's time for a History of Perth Dining exhibition and I wanna write it. How do i contact you?

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@nadiacowper lovely stuff today. Great shoes n dress too :)

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[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski Me too. Actually I got it in one once. Truly.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski @RichardEGrant Make sure you go and see my mate Magda in anything she does. She’s awesome.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski Tough one.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski @MagdaSzubanski pls contact me my new short story collection room. You were one of my inspirations :).

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski Really? Doesn’t era appropriateness mean anything? I for one did my share of this stuff. Move on.

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@MagdaSzubanski @TheNewDailyAu Anyone who matters thinks you’re the bees knees.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski Leave em Magda. Not worth yr energy.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski I see sparkling eyes, amazing humour and a bright spirit. Let them go **** themselves, MS.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

Someone had to say it, and it might as well be me: he’s taking the piss. https://t.co/PRGhwfeZz2

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski @ABCTV And btw u r looking ace ;)

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski @ABCTV Hi again Magda :). Enjoyed our onstage time at the perth writer’s fest. I want to send u my new short story collection.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@MagdaSzubanski @MagdaSzubanski i interviewed you at the perth writers festival a million years ago. ive written a book and would love to send you a copy. https://t.co/mIWdbTtY7v

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@Qantas You are a bunch of tossers, qantas. I’ve been asking for help for 3 weeks and all you do is send me fucking promos. Never flying qantas again.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@AustFreqFlyer what to do? If I use my bronze qantas ff no I get points but no privileges; if I use my qatar top tier ff no I don’t get points on qantas.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

Not ok, @Qantas. Not ok, @traveloneworld. Next stop aviation ombudsman and Facebook.

[Jane Cornes @smartarse999]

@Qantas you have a serious issue to resolve. I am a one world emerald but a qantas bronze. If I use my qantas ff you deny me extra baggage despite proof of my oneworld tier status. If I use my qatar ff both you and qatar deny me my points. aviation ombudsman if not resolved.