Sally Sassalot

✨Philip Michael && Cassandra Helena✨ 👼 #BirdGang 🦅 #Phillies ❤️⚾️💙 #KutzAlum 🐻 🇮🇹|🇩🇪 💢|||||||💢probably somewhere hungry

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

I don’t need the laws of man
To tell me what I ought to do

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

@brclothwrites No

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

So what do we call this app now?? 👀

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

@AjFromUpt I done thought someone hacked my phone at first 👀

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

@AjFromUpt Nahhh. Child’s play

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Bear really had to come through at 2:30 am. Now I’m wide awake 😳

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

And the fact that I’m even considering long distance now 🥴

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Why am I feeling embarrassed that someone else is a shitty person? Make it make sense.

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Just in case you didn’t know…now you know #BASEBALLISBACK

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Actually so excited for dinner tonight. Would I even be me if I wasn’t!?

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

TOMORROW.

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Just made a ref list for someone and called it “who ya gonna call?” Because clearly I’m a child 👧🏻

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Vote for Martin Guitar!

[Pennsylvania Chamber @PAChamber]

@MartinGuitar Guitars vs. @primantibros Sandwich

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Mannnn if I can go 2 yrs without you I can go the rest of my life.

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

Ya’ll must think I’m a special kind of stupid to fumble and then be like “its been a min we should catch up.”

[Tyler River @Tyler_River_]

Not everyone has access to me because i want peace more than i want attention.. 🤷‍♂️

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

10 days.

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

No lies told

[Lehigh Valley with Love @LVwithLove]

The Easter Boney

🐇☠️

[Sally Sassalot @smartashh_29]

@AjFromUpt Your math ain’t mathin’