Alexander Luthor

Certified Sarcastic Asshole|Elon Musk is my Lord and Savior|Insert Something Inspirational Here|Former and Future Teslanaire|Not impregnated by Elon... yet

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

@bscholl @wholemars How is he supposed to make baby Teslas if he wraps it?

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

ETrade is about 28.5% of the requested share allocation.

Ordered 400 - Received 114
Ordered 46 - Received 13
Ordered 70 - Received 20
Ordered 15 - Received 4

@TeslaBoomerMama No notification yet, but shares are in the accounts

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

@BeXDota @Timcast Sounds like they need to get better at hiding the body.

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@p_ferragu They already have "competition" with many other providers. It's not their fault, the others are not competitive.

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

Starlink should be petty and flat out say "No," or bleed Delta and JetBlue for every dollar they can.

That would also be like rubbing salt in the Blue Origin wound. They lost a rocket and two potential customers.

This would have been way better if it happened shortly after the SpaceX IPO.

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@ICannot_Enough Right after they walk it off.

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@AlexHollings52 Who cares about LASERs?!?! Wake me up when someone figures out Phasers.

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@itskyleconner Ugly. Ugly, is what it is. And that's being generous.

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@JoeTegtmeyer I think you need to liberate some of those pieces. #savethesign

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@mikepat711 No can do. That would be too close to merging.

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@mikepat711 I took a fistful of Viagra for nothing. Such a waste.

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@FutureJurvetson @Tesla Whatever you do, don't say that to HR.

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@thejefflutz @XanderSky You should go with @GLOCKInc they are so much better than any sig.

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@Erdayastronaut

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@SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa @n074b07 @WifeDirtyTesla Don't say that to your wife, they are "helpful reminders"

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

@SawyerMerritt That's even more time than my wife gives me... sign me up on HW3.

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

@heyitsyashu Then show some respect.

[Alexander Luthor @smartass505]

@Erdayastronaut I'll believe it when I see it. Good luck and God Speed.