Sassy but classy

sassy, classy and a little smart assy

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Just rearranged my back room so my fish could have better lighting.

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

I just hit my fridge and it stopped making a weird noise so I'm currently adding repair man to my resume.

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

I need a dog. Or a horse. Probably both actually.

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Between my annoying coworker and someone asking if a hose filter is gluten free, I dont have the patience for today.

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Thought I had friends texting me, turns out Chilis just wanted me to fill out a survey #foreveralone

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

I now laugh at high school me who thought 120 pounds was fat #wayoverthatnow

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

There is nothing more frustrating than the fact that no matter what I do, my boyfriends mom still hates me

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

My boyfriend always claims I take up the most room at night, but he's sleeping on his back in the middle of the bed...

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

My fav thing is when people who aren't paying my bills tell me where to live 🙃 #loveit

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Does the office ever become funny or is it just a racist, sexist white boss the whole time? Only on episode 2, not trying to waste my time.

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Its weird being Catholic. I don't feel guilty having premarital sex but I feel guilty eating meat on Fridays #catholicproblems

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

My roomates are CONSTANTLY smoking weed. Like I do it once in a while but why are you lighting up four times a day...

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Just gagged when I wrote "girls will be girls" in a paper discussing ODD/CD under diagnosis in girls 😷

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Can't decide if I want to get my eyebrows threaded or just pluck them myself :/ #decisionsdecisions

[Typical White Girl @TypicalGirI]

what do u mean u cant hang out

i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for u
im wearing pants
i went outside
i got out of bed

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Life goal is to reach the level of happiness that is my parents currently on a pub crawl through Miami after their cruise

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

All my friends tag their boys friends in animal videos. I've tagged mine in three food videos today #lovefood

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Personally I don't like starting people out on lunge lines. I'd rather walk next to them

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

Get to ride tomorrow for the first time since I broke my hip back in November😊

[Sassy but classy @smartass_sass]

It was a rough 4 years and to think I could have avoided it by changing my birth control. I had many severe low points