June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis

troglodyte swamp witch 🍄🔥✨🌿🦋🔮

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Oh and….everything else too.

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AI ruined the internet.

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Like Charmeleon, I, too, will evolve out of spite.

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My face is so freckle-y from Bonnaroo I thought I was breaking out lol

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Torn.

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Today sucked.

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Day 1 no caffeine no meds
5AM - tired
6AM - tired
7AM - tired
8AM - tired
9AM - tired
10AM - tired
11AM - tired
12PM - DEAD TIRED
1PM - 20 minute nap/wanna die so tired
2PM - tired
3PM - tired
4PM - finally awake
5PM - perky
6PM - so much energy! Can’t wait to leave work!

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Baby’s first restraining order. 🥇

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The lordeth heardeth my plea about getting to be on the easy unit today THANK SCIENCE

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Another beautiful sunrise.

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Working at the hospital for 12-14 hours means sometimes I eat cafeteria food for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, Murphy wakes up and dives into me for snuggles and I really just love him so much.

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Pokopia here I come.

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Did I just accidentally find $3100? Awwww sheeeeeet.

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They took me off orientation two weeks early AND stuck me on a unit I’ve never been on today. Oof

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Hmmm maybe I made it weird.

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Pouring from an empty cup.

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Woke up at 5am, showered, made myself breakfast, took my meds, packed my lunch, gonna be 20 minutes EARLY to work. so responsible of me! except for the fact I might call-in the rest of the weekend to spontaneously go to Florida 🤷🏼‍♀️ we’ll see

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11:37

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I thought being unmedicated for the last week would mean I would pick at things less but nope, still over here picking and plucking everything that can be picked at or plucked out.