Smart Betch

All this and brains too. Everyone loves to hate a smart betch.

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I just want a man who knows the power of flowers and cards. Where are you? #smartbetch

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Emotional bs should not be allowed during finals and the holidays. #smartbetch

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Finals is a great time to catch up on anything that isn't finals related. #fml #lawschoolprobz #smartbetch

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Thankful hearts are happy hearts. #smartbetch

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Sideline betches Thanksgiving is gonna be salty af when they realize their "man" is spending it with his main. Lol. #smartbetch

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I have this fear that when I accident hit the button to have Siri type my text that she'll type something when I didn't say anything.

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Finals prep and snowy weather are the perfect sleeping pill. FML. #smartbetch

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School is such a buzz kill. #smartbetch

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Ugh. Here comes the pre-finals insomnia. #smartbetch

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Law school finals ruin Thanksgiving and that's just Un-American. #smartbetch

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I like someone. How do I make it stop? #smartbetch

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Hungover studying. #lawschoolprobz #smartbetch

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Maturity is not sending your ex a picture of your out at the bar with your new boo. #smartbetch

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My exboyfriends should all be shipped to an island with no phone service so I never hear from them. #smartbetch

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Happens every time. https://t.co/9hzLR0UeYr

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At 11:11 law students wish for the nerdiest stuff. #smartbetch

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Don't text me after 1 am with pure intentions. Ain't nobody got time for that. #smartbetch

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Football is a lot more fun than outlining. #smartbetch

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Halloween was way more fun when all that mattered was getting chocolate wasted. #smartbetch