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[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan It's what keeps me going, tbh.

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan Still. At least I'm not bitter. <changes middle name to 'lemon'>

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan Still paying that loan back. Should've phoenixed, like the sensible ones 🤣

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@markchristie UX 🤣

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@markchristie £500k isn't enough to do what they want with it, anyway.

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan They kindly provide 'copies'. What happens to the originals, I have no idea!

[Anna @smartboudoir]

Dear @Bounce_BackLoan - do other Co-Op BBL peeps never get loan statements? Or is it just me?
We only get statements on request (financial yr end). There's no online access, nothing the rest of the time to suggest the loan exists, apart from money leaving the bank every month...

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Hairven1 @SalonGold @BBCNews @financialombuds @TheFCA @kevinhollinrake We're lucky our claim was paid relatively quickly, after the appeal. But, yes, the insurer pocketed the furlough.

[Anna @smartboudoir]

Got an @The_Oodie
Cosiest thing ever. Had Ruby Doodle on it.
"Girl, you'll be a cushion soon"
#cosy #oodie #partwomanpartcushion #earlychristmaspresent

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@markchristie 100% true. I naively didn't realise that setting up a 2nd, unrelated, Ltd co would increase corp tax for both.
Want to try something new? That'll cost you.

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@markchristie Alarming! Does that take it from full rate relief to £££££s?

[Anna @smartboudoir]

Slightly alarmed that @CooperativeBank are replacing security tokens with an app, if the business banking app's anything to go by...

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan That might be why you get strange calls to your BBL helpline...

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@MandyCharlton @Bounce_BackLoan @RishiSunak Yes, we have a studio and I also do content creation/marketing advice.
The gift thing is brand new. I created a book for people with advanced dementia and it kind of grew from that.

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan I hope it was a good caravan 🤣

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@MandyCharlton @Bounce_BackLoan @RishiSunak ps - I can't do anything helpful about BBLs but if you want a general 'why on earth is business so awful and what should I do?' vent, feel free to get in touch xx

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@MandyCharlton @Bounce_BackLoan @RishiSunak They should have called them 'millstone round your neck' loans, so we felt a bit more like we knew what we were all getting into.
Also, randomly, I have been looking for you, Mandy, after a friend posted your cups on FB a while ago, and weeks later, here you are!

[Anna @smartboudoir]

@Bounce_BackLoan End game? Will it turn into Squid Game?