Cool Guy

Redneck.
If I wasnt lazy Id be a MENSA certified redneck.

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@infinitethird Zoomer internet niggas watchin gayass shit like this while we were watching facesofdeath we downloaded from limewire at the same age.
Dey not like us dey not like us

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@kenzietuff Lol imagine a mcdonalds worker having more money than your whole family. You aint makin no bread down there, sonny!
Bluesky brokies never fail to entertain XD

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@kenzietuff "Yes bro, I love hearing about the youth turn to communism because they cant be rich streamers like Kai Cenat!
Anyone who doesnt affirm the anger and thirst to be a loser who plays video games on camera is a red flag!
Whycant we all just be worth like 10mil bro?"
Stfu weakass boy

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@RetroCoast Chinese niggers fuck them

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@GroyperGreg Shut up

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@kenzietuff Its the pinnacle of rage of the youth, "why arent we worth this, why arent we gettin paid this" etc. This is the fomentation that they want the youth to feel. We all wished we could get a job starting at 500k out of college lil bro, yall arent the first generation to feel like it

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@ImperiumFirst Youre right bro we should all just fuck catboys and pretend to be the architect of much more intelligent peoples belief systems!

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@ViolentSperg Zoomers when facing a small harmless creature:

Zoomers when pretending to stand up to the system: piss pants, shit pants, "why are we all not millionaires for free!?" faints

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@TheOnlyDSC So it really is just zoomers mad they didnt get lucky.
Stop crying pussies, your time is coming, bunch of brokeass hatinass weakass niggas

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@DocStrangelove2 TSD 4 LYFE
(total stingray death)

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@TonyMichaelX @elonmusk Who tf is Nikita? Sounds like a russian femboy name

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@ArchitectOracle Yes and?

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@itsrosesm Well why aint they gone down muhfugga?

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@OwenShroyer1776 Lord Owen clearing the traffic on 35 for a playa

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@Parodyjeffx Groypers have always been wannabe operatives. The fact they actually talk to eachother like this is private is further proof theyre affiliated, not like with scary gangsters or real COIN units, but more like mossads runts

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@ShitpostRock Fuck fallout power armor, I want 40k power armor

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@aquaismissing Always knew mirage mains had something wrong with them
t. Office main

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@firearmvideos One is a killer, one is a warrior.
Not in that order.

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@tanpukunokami Very gay.
Be the Japanese the American thinks you are.