Jean-Michel de Bolton

Passions include ballads, hair products, moustache tickles, and militarized geopolitical domination

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@Jdandress11 @Killer_Frogs Is Ed Small still a WR at TCU? Strong year as a true freshman but no mention here at all.

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@TNO2803 @Tom_25400 @KirstiMiller30 This article is about trans-men who will be arrested for using the men’s restroom in Kansas so they use the ladies’ which freaks women out because they think 3 guys are in their restroom.

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@SMUHypeMachine Not accurate on an important level though. UT Austin requires SAT submissions and SMU does not (so only kids with stellar SATs submit there). Lots of SAT inflation here.

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@kaitlancollins $1.7 B isn’t really to pay the last J6 gang although they’ll get a taste, it’s to pay the next ones. That’s the plot line.

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@Acyn I grew up in Killeen Texas by Ft Hood. When troops deploy it’s a sacrifice not just for them and their families but the entire community suffers economically and beyond. What an ignorant statement.

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@Notwokenow This is the perfect example of paying your rent by "rage baiting" on X. Kentucky Girl doesn't think Cadbury did this really (and all the photos here show they did not) but pimps outrage for likes to pay her bills, like the other goofy "blue check" accounts acting outraged here.

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@marcthiessen Raise your hand if you hate Marc Freaking Thiessen more than either of these steaming turds 🙋

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@marcthiessen We’ve now reached the final boss level where toolsheds like Marc T. are arguing about whether it’s patriotic to choose Trump over an ingrown toenail. Good job, Marc, way to contribute.

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@StandUpForTrmp New Mexico has 3 congressional districts. Come on.

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@PR927FM Aging like curdled milk. Saw this post referenced with complete derision in Sports Illustrated article this morning, so as an SMU fan thought I'd pop by to laugh at this guy and some of the goofy comments too. Pony Up.

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@ClayTravis The joke here, which is on all of us, is that Clay pays his rent with this crap. Twitter/X pays Clay to stir up shit. No wonder we are falling apart. Clay may or may not be named this, be real, or even be conservative. Wake up.

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@HanaHoops I'd be interested in how "profits" are divided in both leagues. You can't just look at revenue without accounting for expenses as well. Do profits dwarf expenses in the NBA, but barely outpace them in the WNBA? This matters in determining what's fair.

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@mikespeer @AdamSchefter Completely delusional

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@MostCrucified Also, he’s leaving AFTER CFP are wrapped. He’s with team as backup for now.

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@BlueBuckSon @MollyAMcGrath @CFBPlayoff After I get done talking to Vanderbilt and OU, I'll drop by and see if those other guys are going to meet Bama somewhere to watch the playoffs on TV, LOL.

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@BlueBuckSon @MollyAMcGrath @CFBPlayoff Nobody was worried about Bama this year. Delusional much?

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@SenFettermanPA It can be both. Pretty silly to make this an “either or” situation. While indefensible, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened more often, honestly.

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@slmandel SEC gets over-ranked in the preseason and rides that head start all season (never getting accurately penalized for losing conference games). So Bama fans, your whining about SOS is pathetic. There is parity in NCAA football due entirely to the transfer portal, so SEC fans 🧟‍♂️

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@Real_Ryno15 @slmandel Your SOS argument depends on the SEC being as strong as their preseason rankings… clearly it was not. They just don’t get dropped far enough down for losing to each other.

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@unseen1_unseen @LauraLoomer @VigilantFox @billmaher You’ve got it backwards … she’s the one squealing about lawsuits so SHE’S the target, that’s how that saying works bro.