Garrett Brando

Unfazed And Unamused out now everywhere!

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Miranda, Carrie, and Charlotte from Sex And The City

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Madonna quotes Troye Sivan’s “Party”while accepting the award for ‘Best Dance Video’ at the #VMAs.

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

me knowing ppl dislike me:

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

When I want to put my earbuds back in, but the person won’t stop talking. 😭

[໊ @buffys]

WHATS WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF DOORDASH TELL ME
ID RATHER EAT EVERYTHING THAN NOTHING
EVERYTIME
FEED ME STRANGER
A LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR
DASHER
ID RATHER BE SEEN AS 10K POUNDS THAN DYING BY YOUR POINT OF VIEW
RATHER BE EATING WITH YOU THAN DROWNING ON STAN TWITTER
I DO I DO I DO I DO.

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

after reading everyone's reactions to patient zero, cleveland!, pink clouding, and babylon, it's safe to say everyone wants miserable taylor instead of happy taylor, and that's a problem you need to face within yourself.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

i thought cleveland was fun, why is everyone hating?

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

god i can't stand a rude bitch

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

no because WHOOOOOO??? lol. also, this picture. BADDIE ALERT!!!

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

cus yea who gone steal my luggage ????

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Wendy and her brothers when they got to Neverland:

[leִ ࣪𖤐 @lthczs]

quando você coça a sobrancelha e passa por aquela espinha escondida

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

AAAAAAAH!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Welcome to the #SNL cast Grace Reiter!

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

There are gay icons and then there is my mother who waited up for me to get home with her emmy in one hand and the huge bag of taco bell she ordered for me in the other

[Sophie Rain @sophieraiin]

and i’ll do it again

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

oh how i hollered at this tweet omg

[Meatch McConell @Meatfighterr]

Got the room smelling like pinecones and pussy

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

tucker phillip and i sharing the same exact birth date made me jump a bit. RIP birthday twin.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Nickelodeon has reportedly allowed SpongeBob to appear on fans’ headstones and memorials.

Disney, by contrast, is known for being far more restrictive with its characters and has generally refused requests to use them on gravestones.

[postydiary @postydiary]

Not being liked by fucking losers is usually a good sign

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

just finished season 2 of adults and WDYM PAUL BAKER CALLS EVERY RESTAURANT BEFOREHAND BECAUSE ANTON'S ALLERGIC TO ALMONDS??????? SHUT THE FUCK UP??!??!?!?!??!!??

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

you're doing amazing, sweetie

[Dipa 🐇 @SantiDiPaolo]

La última semana mi hermano tuvo una bebita, mi socio se casó y yo me compré una planta 👍

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

not one unique experience, i swear

[Big Brother Bitez 🔊 @BBBitez]

Yash performs "my way" by Olivia Rodrigo in HOH bathroom #BB28 #BBBitez

[Garrett Brando @smartguy_artist]

tweeting's kinda fun. i'm gonna start doing this more often.