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if you are in the IB and get tricked into paying $500+ for resources then you probably too dumb to be in the IB

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if you are in the IB and get tricked into paying $500 + for resources then you are literally too stupid to be in the IB

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if you are in the IB and you get tricked into paying $500 + for resources then you are probably too dumb to be doing the IB

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answering my emails like slavoj zizek until 2026

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answering my emails like slavoj zizek until 2026

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"I never cared much for charlie kirk"

my name is Mr Olli-Pekka Heinonen and i am director of the IBO

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just occurred to me that IBO stands for both 'International Baccalaureate Organisation' and also 'International Boxing Organisation', which is rather fitting, since every morning I wake up feeling like a boxing bag

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@ IB alumni: what is your best advice to IBY1 -> IBY2 kids on what they should do this summer?

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the first one to explain the math IA grading criterion should be president

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me thinking about my life after IB exams

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me thinking about life after IB

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IB student in 2004: "yay, we finally have a specific textbook for IB biology"

IB student in 2024: "I'm going to use Al to come up with IA ideas"

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a haunted house but it's just a small room with your IB teachers reading out your predicted grades

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https://t.co/ADocwaPZDo

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seeing lots of M23 students burning their IB notes and textbooks...

ya'll know that re-takes are in November right?

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don't let the WC final deceive you that:
- ISLAM is homophobia
- Qatar kills slave labour
- for muslims, women are 2nd class citizens

mashallah

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IB student in 2002: "yay, we finally have a specific textbook for IB biology"

IB student in 2022: "I'm going to use AI to come up with IA ideas"

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@elonmusk please suspend @iborganization , they are impersonating a non-profit

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@ M22 / Alumni, what is some advice you would give to current IB students?

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@prattprattpratt @stylebender lolll