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Greetings my beloved president @PaulKagame. I hope you’re having a wonderful Sunday. 🙏

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@smartlish. He just told me he rembrs u very well,even his elder bro. Ian says so...!

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Should I compare or contrast Hamad airport to JKIA? The two are worlds apart!

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@MoraraKebaso I can’t agree anymore! It is as is, where is. We are the product of our poor decisions. #سالب_الرياضً #fypシ゚ #fypシ゚viral

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@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff @AyubAbdikadir @ayubAbdikadir a question to SC Abdikadir: is a fair trial and a fair hearing one and the same thing? I feel the SC is not being honest in his rebuttal!

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@edwinsifuna Burudika tu small bro! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾Hapo sawa. I’ll bring you ka baasha kwa ofisi alafu ujipange nayo. 🤗😎

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As long as you own a vehicle… my friend… it will never be cheap to drive it. Ever.
The only thing that changes… is the story we tell ourselves about how “better it was back then.” 😂

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Just so you know… I was this old when fuel was “unaffordable” — back then. 😄

For the young ones (our beloved Gen Zs), let me not lie to you — fuel has never been affordable. Not even when it was Ksh 56.49. That one is just history trying to look cheap in hindsight.
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Let’s just say… curiosity has always been part of the fuel consumption. 😅But here’s the constant truth across all generations:
As long as you own a vehicle… my friend… it will never be cheap to drive it. Ever.

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You why every journey had to pause right there. 😏
And by the way, the Elephants are long gone, and the place is not the same anymore! Such is life😌

I was headed to Nairobi for some exhibitions, but somewhere along the way, I decided to test the strength of those “elephants.”..

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or during high-level operations like bulk shopping. The rest of the week? Parked. Preserved. Almost worshipped. 😂

This particular day in 2002, I had stopped in Nakuru — and I know the millennials here are already smiling… you know the spot, and you know…

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I vividly remember adults lamenting like a national choir — how moving from point A to B was “bleeding the economy.” Back then, owning a car didn’t mean driving it daily. Wueh! Those machines were respected. They only saw daylight on Saturday and Sundays (for church)…

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Join us as we celebrate the 70 years of Thika High School.
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@PaulKagame Amakuru presida 🤗

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@NjiruAdv Politics, presidency is quite exhausting! I don’t know why peeps what this position. If I was given for free, I would return it to sender. See what Obama looks like now, just a few years after being the most powerful POTUS. POKE is just fine. Stress ya kazi ndio mingi!

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@bonifacemwangi What position are you running for?

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@pksalasya Campaigns have started early mwana! 😂😂😂 chunga ai isikumalize!

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@morarakebaso Iko watu wako na emotions hapa commet sekshon! 😅 keep doing what you do bro! Ukiamua kurudi ile place just hala. We will be back like we never left.