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@ChauncySmartt @milesplit *University

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Nice, FloTrack.

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When one of the freshman say they gonna try and beat you and then end up losing by 45 seconds

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After a bad race

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Coach: "I think you should take the day off today"

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When coach forces you to double and run In the 4x400

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When coach put everybody except for you in the 800

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When you told your coach that you were definitely feeling a tempo run today

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Since when was lets run considered a credible news source? https://t.co/QajoQkoNSF

[Nick Symmonds @NickSymmonds]

Why do you guys do this? It discredits you as a news source. That being said, I did have a good laugh. #AprilFools https://t.co/xPVwCfnykE

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When it's April 1st and coach hit you with the "today you can take a day off" text

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Last time I walked during a 5k my coach yelled at me and it was not very enjoyable https://t.co/U1G9KGF0uM

[Runner's World @runnersworld]

How to walk/run your very first 5K (and enjoy it!) https://t.co/Qe0mbRMz9Z

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The only meet I'd be happy to not win

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Here's some reading material for those kids that think it's ok to walk in lane 1

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When you show up to practice expecting an easy day and coach says it's best to move the workout to today
#notcool

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Definitely NOT going to catch that runners high tonight #SprangBreak

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What do you mean they won't have water stations during this 3200m??

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Nothing like an indoor track meet during spring track season #NBNationals

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When coach starts calling everybody together to do abs

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@milesplit yeah but he was blood doping so we don't want to hear it.