Sarah

Always hyper.

[Sarah @smarty2016]

@helen_manfred I have a hunch you raped a little boy. Equally as possible points.

[Sarah @smarty2016]

#BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Sarah @smarty2016]

#BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Sarah @smarty2016]

#BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Sarah @smarty2016]

My mom didn't want to put her Sheikah Slate in the pedestal because it would just get jizzed on by the misshapen dick. #breathofthewild

[Sarah @smarty2016]

@girlswithtoys if you look at her Facebook you can tell it's not her.

[Sarah @smarty2016]

@ShadowTodd How did you notice it? How did you become awakened? Does everyone have one?

[Sarah @smarty2016]

@ShadowTodd seeing them live two years ago ruined it for me

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Got my period right before my best friends wedding. My brother looks at me and says, "So it's going to be a Red Wedding?" #GameofThrones

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Two girls one bathroom. I can hear Tylor laughing. What's going on in there? 😏 #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Moment was ruined when Tate molested Joey. #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Getting Joey out of his shell. #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Luke bragged I sucked his dick. It wasn't that impressive. My mouth is big enough for two inches. #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Eric gives some solid advice occasionally. #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Luke spit in the garbage. #spittersarequitters #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Eric offered to hook me up with a dude that thinks im hot in exchange for showing him my tweets. 😱 #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Eric wants to read my tweets. I'm shocked. Not that he wants to see my tweets but that he can read. #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Eric can't use Twitter but wants to know what I'm writing. #paranoid #epub2016

[Sarah @smarty2016]

Story time with Eric is interesting. I'm torn. #epub2016