Amy Hammer Nelson

Mother. Wanderer. Attempting to remain interesting. And I have a lot of Instagram followers.

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@StephenAtHome Almost like communion.

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@KristerJohnson Yes. 😐

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

Someone needs to invent pants that massage your legs.

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@primetimeJoey Has he ever let a woman start?

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

Hot tip to Susan Page: saying “thank you” over and over to try to get a man to shut up never works.

They really think you’re thanking them.

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@katiecouric Bwahahaha

[Jamie Leventhal @jamie_lev]

hi 👋 a science reporter popping in here to say that we absolutely DO know what's causing climate change, despite what our vice president just said

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@ezraklein @avildsen Same

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

He should try to be more likable. #smilemore #VPDebate

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@e_barrett I think she’s gonna get there.

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@MrJoshCharles Not a problem. He has no soul.

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@katiecouric @KamalaHarris #smartlady

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

Classic. @ Fort Awesome https://t.co/7VRwnmcYFD

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Just seeing this and wow.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I ask all of America — not to deny our pain or cover it over — but to use it to compel our nation across this turbulent threshold into the next phase of progress, inclusion, and opportunity for our great democracy.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

He’s not leaving office. And he thinks the same people who protected him as he gassed protesters to take a photo-op walk will let him stay. So what do we do? Show up in a way that the outcome cannot be denied. #VoteForYourLife

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

@jimdscott @derekpowell You can have all the chocolate. 🍫

[Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants]

Can I watch my iPad? Yes
Can I have a snack? Yes
Can I have some chocolate? Sure
Not much I say no to these days.
Quarantine parenting at its finest.

#quarantineparenting

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@derekpowell Not putting it in writing. 🤐