smash mouf

not today bestie ❤️

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if alcohol a depressant why make me wanna dance

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I’ve put autocapitalization back on. This marks adulthood

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@WMatt11 no tell me more

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i wouldn’t mind being knee deep in a cranberry bog

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fighting the urge to comment “are you medicated yet” on ppls posts

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chewing with my mouth open- very freeing

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thank you for liking my tweet Isa from only fans i will consider subscribing

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good morning to people who lived through the potato famine only (they’re all deceased through either the famine or natural causes this took place in the late 1800’s rest in peace but fr tho)

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don’t talk to me unless you’re a potato famine baby

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my ancestors suffered thru the potato famine what did yours do

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my room is scarily messy but at least it’s fun for my cats

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if you tell me to “chill” i will throw a chair through a window

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i don’t care what they say i like seagulls

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special talents: feeling emotionally weird in most situations

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driving with me is the most treacherous ride of your life

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cigarettes are awesome i cannot lie

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i think i’m a sweet n low kind of bitch now

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@its_bellofff5 still wondering

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what even are baby carrots

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@its_bellofff5 do you know it

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god i love my cats so much

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naming my kids cathy and garret (short for cathedral and cigarette)

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the demon in me wants a soft pretzel