@jmitchem

I can't believe this account still has so many followers. I haven't even been here since 2009 when I moved to @jmitchem. Are you people even paying attention?

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Go follow @jmitchem. That’s this account now and has been since 2009.

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

In a few days, I return to my home state of Florida as a resident. Again. It will be my 4th (and hopefully last) time moving back.

Yeah I hear the jokes. But I assure you, it wasn’t always like this. Then again, who can say what’s sane. Not me.

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

We used to have a dog who looked like a Disney character. Most of you who have known me a while here will remember Sammy - because you could never forget him. Sammy died two years ago. I finally got around to posting his tribute. #GoneDogs

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

After 5 years and about 6,000 books, we just sold the last physical copy of @GoneDogs that I’ll pack and ship from my kitchen table. From here on it’s 100% print on-demand and digital.

Total around 8k copies sold so far. All via self-publishing. And it’s just getting started.

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

How do you pronounce formidable

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Here’s to peace in your heart. ❤️

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

What is the protocol on gifts that haven’t arrived yet? Do you disclose the gift to recipient or no? #christmas

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Hey if you need a last-min gift for someone who loves dogs, I have a few dozen copies of @GoneDogs left. Should arrive on time if ordered by Sunday.

It’s a solid book written mostly by advertising folk and even a foreword by Lee Clow. #ChristmasGift

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

What does Chewbacca most resemble?

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Last weekend we said goodbye to a dog who came into our lives by accident 16 years ago.

You just never know, sometimes.

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Last week my wife met a lady in the neighborhood who recently had to put her 3-yo dog down. Wife then had our daughter bring a copy of @GoneDogs down here. Didn’t see the lady again until today. Gave her the book. She burst into tears of gratitude.

I’m so glad we made this.

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

32 years sober today. And it has nothing to do with me.

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Recently returned from two weeks in Barcelona. I had no expectations. Turned out to be a life-changing experience.

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

I wrote a novel as a middle finger to the The Great Gatsby and the American Dream.

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[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

If Democrats wanted to prove they’d only go after wealthy tax cheats with their proposed increase in IRS funding, and not fund “an army of auditors going after the middle class,” as Republicans claim, they should guarantee no one under a certain threshold will be audited. Simple.

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

I’ve cheated death a few times and here’s what I know - this is all temporary. You. Me. Everyone and everything you know is but a speck on the timeline of this planet. But the moments are beautiful. Spend more of those living life instead of worrying. Fuck worry.

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

The Last Ride of Soccer Dad https://t.co/xujdJJXIIZ

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The latest chapter in my life as a dad. https://t.co/xujdJJXIIZ

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

And then it all just came to a screeching halt. And I was overcome with gratitude. https://t.co/xujdJJXIIZ

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

There's been a natural disaster. Comforts you take for granted are interrupted. Which would be worse to lose access to for a week:

[Jim Mitchem 🖤 @jmitchem]

Shohei Ohtani is the greatest baseball player I’ve ever seen. #WBC