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[l @smashinglance]

@SI_PeterKing curious why is league okay with Pats having lone CBS restaurant attached to their stadium, and B. Kraft on Viacom Board?

[l @smashinglance]

@RichVos loved Woman Aren't Funny- come to Richmond, Va

[l @smashinglance]

Come back to richmond please!

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

66 yrs, processing the same Old Shit! It's supposed to be different... It aint! Sorry for the Brown Family... The rest of us too!

[l @smashinglance]

@SI_PeterKing tax credits from city of New Orleans ultimately pay

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Sucks that Sarah Connor could never again jam out to Tryanglz's "Burnin' in the Third Degree" without thinking of that T-800 attack.

[l @smashinglance]

@JimNorton please come back to Richmond

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Got my Royal Box on at Wimbledon today! Great match! http://t.co/AKTqb7GZnM

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Don't know if this a genuine screen capture or photoshopped but if it's real HOLY SHIT. #TrueDetective

[Randy @randy_hart_55]

"@cjoh: I think I should start the dozen-ish-man-march for procurement reform on Washington." I'm in.

[Sam Roberts @notsam]

David O Russell could shit on celluloid and someone would give it an award. #GoldenGlobes

[Travis Tefft @travistefft]

Cannot wait RT @THR Quentin Tarantino's New Movie Sets Title, Begins Casting http://t.co/LXs9cViGmC

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

Then you got scarves. Hey, I'm going to wear this because we all know that people's number one winter complaint is "I have a cold neck!"

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

Cold Weather Jokes: What's with gloves? Hey, I'm going to wear fake hands all day because it's cold.

[Nicole Ryan @MashUpNicole]

Wolf of Wall Street might be one of my fave movies ever!!!

[Steve Czaban @czabe]

Jody Foldesy of the Washington Times once asked Norv if he expected to be fired after brutal loss. Norv harumphed and said ask Dan. He was.

[Opie Radio podcast @OpieRadio]

I'M NOT WORTHY! PLEASE STOP RTing THIS: I nominate @opieradio for a Shorty Award in #youtubestar because he's a genius http://t.co/5yW8tTfT

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I am watching Impact Wrestling on Spike. Good God is it fucking awful.

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

No more jokes about @AnthonyCumia's photo
#PeppridgeFahhhhmRemembahs

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

One of my favorite people, @MikeTyson, standing between @OpieRadio and some doddering fool. @AnthonyCumia