ashlea

trust me you can't keep up

[ashlea @smashleaa]

Just because you cash your paycheck in hundred dollar bills and post it on snap chat does not make you ballin #sorrynotsorry

[ashlea @smashleaa]

My hangover has lasted two days....

[ashlea @smashleaa]

I have no patience for anyone today. Like hurry up and gtfo out of my face before I get attitude then we both won't be happy.

[ashlea @smashleaa]

So over today, someone start me on an IV of tequila STAT

[ashlea @smashleaa]

When you do shit ahead of time and people still don't have the shit together

[ashlea @smashleaa]

This old dude was hitting on me while I was trying not to through up from his comments 🤢

[ashlea @smashleaa]

I always want French toast

[ashlea @smashleaa]

Why do people act like you owe them something? Mmm byeeee 👋🏻

[ashlea @smashleaa]

It's ok to go buy bottles on your lunch break right 😂

[ashlea @smashleaa]

I hate eating in the break room with the doctors, they're always like you know how much sodium and carbs are in that. I'm like oh.. FATTY 🙋🏼

[ashlea @smashleaa]

I figured I should just stay up until 11, since I usually stare into pure darkness until about 11.

[ashlea @smashleaa]

@awol_jay then that's too close cooties

[ashlea @smashleaa]

@awol_jay lol people can hardly hear my soft ass voice when I'm like one foot away

[ashlea @smashleaa]

You can't tell anyone anything, without it being everyone's business. Annoying af

[ashlea @smashleaa]

I need really good true friends but I can't find any

[ashlea @smashleaa]

Sent my family a text saying I love them just incase on my drive to/from school to pasco someone kills me

[ashlea @smashleaa]

What the fuck pats do the raping we don't get raped!!!!

[ashlea @smashleaa]

@FalconsEmpire25 @JustinCarrillo damn ninja!! I don't have that shit WE GROWN.

[ashlea @smashleaa]

@FalconsEmpire25 @JustinCarrillo if patriots lose I'll be too drunk on my sorrows to drive today

[ashlea @smashleaa]

Yeah I bet on the super bowl... a $10 bet 😂😂