Ashley Miller

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@Pay_thePiper There was a prize that wouldn't fit, so I told my boss "This musta been Bob's first time cause his asshole's too tight for this." 😂😂

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Sometimes I love my job. Boss just came up and said "This is Bob. Imma need you to dive some stuff up Bob's ass." #didntevenbuyhimadrinkfirst

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Do you ever have to be at work in the morning and you're so tired your eyes hurt? Cause that's me and I'm on a double.

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Apparently all the people between 43 and 52 left, so I'll bumped up. Noice.

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Managed to get into the express line taking numbers for registration renewal. Taking numbers 42 to 63, so just barely in there. Lol

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Now we're up to 31. This is gonna take forever.

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

At the county clerk's office they give you a number. My number is 62. They're only on number 16. FML

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@joell_chesney My ToGo customers this morning.

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@Pay_thePiper Wait... What?

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA Gma gettin lit

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA Dude, did you hear her freak out and yell, "Is that a condom?!" Part of the party we had just waited on was walking past. smh

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA I'm tremblin in mah boots

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA Thanks Captain Obvious

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@wolverinecross Lol I thought you might be. It was pretty good

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

Trying not to pee my pants as I sit in the theater waiting for the after credits scene in #ThorRagnarok #MarvelFanProblems

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA Noice

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

The abuse I deal with at work https://t.co/WRDzoBE3oE

[Coach @CoachBourbonUSA]

@smashleybtw Look hussy u can fuck right off with ur hug harlot ass

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@Pay_thePiper Cats are dicks.

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA also, I'm at home and you're still in Hell. #suckitloser

[Ashley Miller @smashleybtw]

@CoachBourbonUSA Dude, I think you tweet more in a day than I have in my entire Twitter life.