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[Samuel 🇩🇰✋🏻 @daggerinmyteeth]

You can't actually just go out and get a job. Want to try out a field? You can't. You must commit to it blind by pursuing an educational pathway first. Don't like the field? Too bad, fuck you. This new state of affairs is fairly unbelievable & key divide between olds & young.

[four loko's basilisk 🌼🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @fawnmeats]

"trauma dump" is going up on the shelf where we put words the internet shouldn't be allowed to have anymore. Your FRIEND is telling you about their LIFE and you should LISTEN even if it's a LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[dutty lumba @tightolesou]

why don't you wear a sundress miss boy

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the 4th assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[† @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[Ashley Rickards @AshleyRickards]

Uhm. Colbert could save PBS. Please have your NEW show on PBS. We will buy all the tote bags. PLEASE.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I'm worried that Trump will launch a war on Cuba, to distract attention from his war on Iran, which distracted attention from his war on Venezuela, which distracted attention from the Epstein files

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

only thinking lesbian thoughts btw

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Julie Tsirkin, i regret to inform you this may be your legacy. love and respect your reporting!

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

It’s literally true and people refuse to acknowledge it because they see homeless people

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

My kid's school asked me to donate supplies.

Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues.

I pay property taxes.
My state has a $4 billion surplus.
The federal education budget is $238 billion.

And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own paycheck.

And I'm sending in Ziploc bags.

We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money.

We fund schools with bake sales.

And then blame teachers when test scores drop.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

My goal was to add $10,000 to my savings account this year

$15,000 to go!

[Emmanuel Felton @emmanuelfelton]

A peer-reviewed study found Black patients matched with Black doctors were 27% less likely to die in the hospital. A separate study found Black residents live longer in counties with more Black primary care physicians. “Find A Black Doctor” exists because the disparities are real

[phallic group think🔻 @stupid_spic3d]

California Association of of Realtors, PG&E and Meta are three groups most responsible for everything wrong with California.