Ashley Sage

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@ArdenMyrin @annahossnieh I screamed!! 😍

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@milesofgray It’s called the Epiphany!

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@Kara_Sage That sounds exhausting

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

Bad pick of me, great pic of @ArdenMyrin’s hair. Thanks for the fantastic live show! #wyatr @annahossnieh @JoinTheDynasty

[Matthew Park @matthewrpark]

You know how you go to get the vaccine and no one asks for money and you aren’t worried about how much you’ll have to pay? Now imagine all healthcare was delivered like that.

[Joey Clift @joeytainment]

Hi! Are you an Indigenous writer living in Los Angeles who is looking for assistant work in the entertainment industry? If so, comment below and tell me about yourself! I'm getting hit up by people looking for good assistants all the time and I want to know who to recommend!

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@Kara_Sage Henry Cavill would be GRATEFUL to even be considered

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@Kara_Sage @Mattfarney He was the dancer they recorded and animated and you cannot convince me otherwise

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@Kara_Sage https://t.co/tMzkdbt65Z
ok who made @Mattfarney into a cartoon tho

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@Kara_Sage Why do you keep subtweeting me it’s rude

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@lamolldoll It’s near Dallas... this is the mall @Kara_Sage and I would go to in the summers when we stayed with our dad. It was not like this when we were is hs 🙃

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@LaraSearcy112 If you label the jar, “Times I gave myself a break and had a little fun” it’s a much smaller jar. 😊

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

working on a new form of government called “everyone pays taxes to dolly parton and she just kind of takes it from there”

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

@justamberk Leave them all

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

If you think I didn’t manically stress fold the clothes in my partner’s dresser today without asking then boy oh boy you do not know me very well

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

I think we did the Pawnee Rangers & Goddesses proud this year - we shared our candy, drank from Gertrude Steins, and for good measure our Ron grilled us beef burgers (ok some veg burgers too)

If you haven’t yet, make Leslie Knope proud and vote!!

@Nick_Offerman
#ParksAndRec

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

We need to brace ourselves for a drawn-out tabulation process this year. Remember that it's normal, and don't let the GOP spin it like a winner needs to be declared on the 3rd. Every vote should be counted.
https://t.co/td5Nxu3ANG

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

I’m not funny...the SNL writers should be embarrassed that I was right

[Ashley Sage @smashleysage]

There will be someone in a fly suit on SNL this week