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[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

They don’t care.

One of the reason you can’t even engage with Trumpers politically is that they fundamentally don’t care. There is a deep and ultimately lethal nihilism to it all.

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I vividly remember watching it live on CNN and hearing Jake Tapper say something like "don't ever forget what you are watching right now because someday soon Trump and his sycophants will tell you it didn't actually happen."

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet

[NOELLE 🦭 @Sealyne_]

How white people look at you when you don't want to play Jackbox

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

I remember watching it on TV at the gym and thinking, well at least that’ll be the end of the MAGA movement now that people have seen where it inevitably leads. I vastly underestimated how stupid and gullible a lot of my fellow Americans were and are.

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Rodgers would throw my grandmother ashes a back shoulder if it’s 1 on 1 coverage

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Fernando Mendoza and Curt Cignetti

[SAYUKI 𒀭 @yuki111888]

@tontacosita love yourself nigga

[Joe Buck @Buck]

I can say, with certainty, that a play by play announcer did NOT design them. That was a challenge.

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

it’s *literally* not our fault half of the country is retarded

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

> Republican gets elected President.

> Cuts benefits for the poor.

> Cuts taxes for the rich.

> Starts a war over oil.

It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

“omg how is this not a violation of federal law???”

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."