Ashten Neukam

Neukam Show Cattle • Small Town Indiana • SC: Smashten23 •

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Exhaustion level 342... just poured my shower beer on a loofa instead of body wash...

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

@FourIocole Morgan Wallen has a new song?? 😂

[Brooklyn Graham @ColonelBrooklyn]

It’s not what’s thrown at you, it’s how you handle what’s thrown at you that matters.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

@ColonelBrooklyn I felt this to the core...

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

I like to live my life without thinking I should’ve done this or should’ve done that.

Except for buying stock in Charmin. Definitely should’ve done that.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

@Jo_rut21 Woke up last night to Kellen petting my cheek asking if I was okay... creepiest thing to date 😂😂

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

You know it’s harvest season when the spare change you used to find in the washing machine has turned in to soybeans and corn.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

If you live within 30 minutes of me, I will not send you pictures or videos of calves for sale. I promise you can get into your vehicle and drive here faster than I can chase one around trying to get a good shot by myself...

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

My mom just said she wanted to try the Impossible Burger from Burger King. I quickly responded with “if you get that I will disown you”. Don’t even feel bad about it, sorry mom.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Scientific Fact: Nothing kills more wasps than a pissed off blonde with a can of ether.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Just grabbed my toothbrush to brush my hair. Safe to say that fair week exhaustion is starting to set in.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

What is it that makes people hop on a motorcycle and instantly drive like a crazed lunatic these days

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Need to rant:

PAY THE HELL ATTENTION TO FARM EQUIPMENT ON THE ROADS AND SLOW DOWN

Thanks for listening, that is all.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

If you tailgate me, I will slow down to the exact speed limit or maybe even 5 under. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

“How’s your day going?”

Well my cat just peed on me on the way home from the vet so there’s that....

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

If I could get the smell of our show feed in an air freshener, that’d be great

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

The dentist would be a lot more fun as an adult if you got to go through a goody box at the end like when we were kids. Except now it would be filled with things like mini liquor bottles and cash.

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

@AnnieRathbun 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Seeing UPS pull in with what I think is a shirt I ordered weeks ago and it ends up being something delivered to the wrong address... Happy Monday 🙃

[Ashten Neukam @smashten23]

Just saw an old man at Walmart driving circles around the center displays with a motorized cart. And that is who I want to be when I grow up.