your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro

Everyone has a best friend with a Satan ex. Haven't you ever wanted to tell them exactly how you feel? (Satan not your BFF) We've got you! Go ahead #smashthebro

[Al Franken @alfranken]

The disgusting fist bump is between Sen. Daines, R-MT, and Sen. Cruz, R-AH (ASSHOLE). Daines is every bit as bad, just not anywhere near as smart. Only these guys would fist bump when screwing over vets.

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@JessicaValenti Ewwww

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is ROCKED by bombshell news as it's revealed that the Justice Department is investigating his personal actions as part of their criminal probe into the efforts to overturn the 2020 election — meaning he could end up in jail. RT TO DEMAND AN INDICTMENT!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

OK, so not only do Republicans want to institute a federal ban on abortion, but today 195 of them voted against codifying the right to contraception.

Only 8 voted yes. (Every Dem was a yes).

This was not a “gotcha” bill with a bunch of stuff btw. It was pretty straightforward.

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@rbrtander3 @StevenBeschloss Every Republican was implicated in the Treason... As an American citizen I don't want them on the committee I want impartial people who actually believe in our Constitution

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@rbrtander3 @StevenBeschloss I think you need to check your facts. There seems to be a problem with reality amongst people who are perpetuating the rhetoric that you're espousing.

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@rbrtander3 @StevenBeschloss Again, Republicans had all the invites in the world to form a joint commission and Mitch McConnell refused. You can't refuse to participate and then cry when people go on without you.

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@rbrtander3 @StevenBeschloss That is the weakest, least thought out or logical narrative ever. The Republicans have been invited to participate fully and witnesses have been called who refused to testify. No one is being denied due process here.

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

@DebraMessing Everytime I hear about someone losing their dog my heart breaks for them💔

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

Guess who's back...

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

If you're confused that a woman isn't calling you back perhaps examine your own conduct #dating

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

I've never even heard your voice but I've seen your dick
#dickpics #dating #SmashTheBro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

Better to be that Bit*ch than that cu*nt

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

I don't know why getting married is the end goal. Why can't the end goal be having an amazing life you loved living, with or without a partner?
#dating #relationships #marriage #TuesdayThoughts #smashthebro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

"Beautiful women are invisible, we're (men) blocked by the beauty barrier. We're so dazzled by the outside we never make it inside" -elegy
#smashthebro #BodyPositivity #TuesdayTruths

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

Anyone else gained the covid 19? Just more of me to love 🤗
#feminist #health #diet #smashthebro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

When you see your ex following the most basic basics and your feminism admonishes you for judging...
#breakup #Thursdaytruth #exboyfriend #smashthebro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

"Don't be cray, be awesome"
#Independentwoman #SaturdayMorning #breakupquotes #exfiles #singleladies #datingadvice #smashthebro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

How much mental real estate do you really want to give that douche?
#breakups #exfiles #men #dating #smashthebro

[your girlfriend's breakup #smashthebro @smashthebro]

Ex's are like bad gas, you think they've left your system and then you fart and stink up the whole room
#breakup #romance #thursdaymorning